04/05/2009
Posted in Uncategorized tagged bullshit, medical, writing at 20:15 by Scott
While driving today I chanced upon a news segment on a local radio station that was reporting a strange malady of a lady in England. Since birth she has had abnormal growth of the tissue in her lower extremities. The correct term for the condition is Proteus Syndrome; but it was mentioned that this particular variant of it may be called Sellars Syndrome, after Mandy Sellars who is the afflicted individual in this case. While not poking fun at the woman’s unfortunate circumstance, I wondered if another condition could be brought into existence.
It could be called Selleck’s Syndrome, and I’m sure men would be much more excited to find they had this rather adonic pathology.
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20/03/2009
Posted in First tagged bubble wrap, bullshit, cappuccino, chuck norris, list, movies, pants at 03:51 by Scott
It had occurred to me that perhaps I was depriving a burgeoning throng sleep at night by not making available a Random List of things that I felt people should be informed of. To say the least this inspired a great deal of guilt in me, and thus the following list was crafted.
Random List
- Wristcutters: A Love Story (4/5) – This story; hidden behind an admittedly macabre name is actually both entertaining and thoughtful. I have to say it has made my list of favorite movies and will likely remain in this place of supreme honor for quite some time.
- Cappuccino (5/5) – Drinking a cappuccino at Marino’s (Dario’s to the regulars) has probably been one of my life changing moments. Aside from an amazing staff and great atmosphere, the Cappuccino alone has brought me in almost every day for the last year and drained an unthinkable amount of money from me. Worth it? Without a doubt.
- Too cool (3/5) – To be perfectly honest I’m not sure why the use of this isn’t in some genetic mandate. Our deeply ingrained need to rupture small plastic air filled cells would seem to be enough to call us to this site, like some primal instinct.
- Bullshit (1/5) – I’m going to call it. I know I’m not the first; but for goodness sake. This has got to be one of the most embarrassing skeletons in my professions closet I’ve ever found.
- Pants (3/5) – You have to have a pair to wear these pants. That is exactly the reason that America’s very own Chuck Norris is wearing a pair of these fine Action Jeans.
There; I know that this bit of salve will help calm the demons that awoke when you realized you didn’t have the above list. Now rest quiet and revel in your newly found power.
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